Hi all, would like to join the SSX on advice of esd. He tends to help me out once in a while as I trained him up to his current playing level.
I can offer wit, sparkling conversation and incredibly unbelieveable good looks (squint as I approach, lest my beauty blind you).
My turn ons are cheeeseless pizzas and islands inhabited by attractive nymphomaniacs who run liquor stores. My turnoffs are squirrels in groups of 3 or more (they WATCH you) and anything containing raisins. My dream one day is to complete my weather machine project and bring all the bastards that ever insulted me to their knees, causing them to futily plead for their worthless existence while I laugh maniacally. Oh yeah, and world peace.