Hi all, would like to join the SSX on advice of esd. He tends to help me out once in a while as I trained him up to his current playing level.
I can offer wit, sparkling conversation and incredibly unbelieveable good looks (squint as I approach, lest my beauty blind you).
My turn ons are cheeeseless pizzas and islands inhabited by attractive nymphomaniacs who run liquor stores. My turnoffs are squirrels in groups of 3 or more (they WATCH you) and anything containing raisins. My dream one day is to complete my weather machine project and bring all the bastards that ever insulted me to their knees, causing them to futily plead for their worthless existence while I laugh maniacally. Oh yeah, and world peace.
Cheers,
Ozone
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You had me at "Hi all".Ozone wrote:incredibly unbelieveable good looks (squint as I approach, lest my beauty blind you).
I can be his second voucher if you want esd.
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Be aware, I won't wear a kimino or act subserviant (unless its a Tuesday or you have a Royal Fizben).
O3
Don't know where that came from all of a sudden but curious if anyone knows the reference.
O3
Don't know where that came from all of a sudden but curious if anyone knows the reference.
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That's what you think.Ozone wrote:Be aware, I won't wear a kimino or act subserviant
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Have had a large SSX tatooed on my forehead backwards so I can be proud in the morning as I brush my teeth and shave.
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You shave your teeth?
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No, sorry. Should have read:
'...brush my teeth and shave my back.'
Though now I'm in the mind to go to a backhair stylist and having the SSX logo emblazoned in all its glory through the tangly jungle. Then when I'm walking along through traffic naked the drivers ahead will see SSX in their rearviews and those behind will be awed by the logo.
'...brush my teeth and shave my back.'
Though now I'm in the mind to go to a backhair stylist and having the SSX logo emblazoned in all its glory through the tangly jungle. Then when I'm walking along through traffic naked the drivers ahead will see SSX in their rearviews and those behind will be awed by the logo.
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He's insane. I guess it's good we let him in. Keep all the crazies where I can see 'em...
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heya ozone,
nice to have you on board
nice to have you on board
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I resent that comment.BlackDove wrote:Where you can see them? I thought you were one of the main insane-o's around here.
Furthermore,
stuff.
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