Please explain this joke to Gutka!

sakuragi · Post by **sakuragi** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:50 pm

"Marriage Joke"

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the computer(WOW), and said to his wife, "Quick, get me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled but brought him the beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start soon."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him another beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, one more beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top! "You b**tard! You waltz in here, flop your fat a*s down, don't even say 'hello' to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed, "Oh sh-t, it's started."

Magdalena · Post by **Magdalena** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:06 pm

Explanation :

Warning to all women... don't get married! Men are the biggest babies in the whole world and can do nothing for themselves. Kids and pets are much simpler.

sakuragi · Post by **sakuragi** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:13 pm

hahaha...i bet you gutka will think it's true now...lol...

Gutka · Post by **Gutka** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:38 pm

umm... what's the joke ??? i'm married... i don't ask for beers.. nor do i drink beer... hmm... puzzled.

requiemdreamer · Post by **requiemdreamer** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:48 pm

I'm just going to keep my mouth shut.

QuantumDelta · Post by **QuantumDelta** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:42 pm

not a bad joke, not the best though

Brandonheat · Post by **Brandonheat** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:51 pm

I would explain it but, then I never hear the end of it from the ladies

Trixster · Post by **Trixster** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:05 pm

the joke is that none of the ladys we know would ever get us anything.. it would be the other way around..

Magdalena · Post by **Magdalena** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:22 pm

Oh please Trixster... you my dear have nothing to complain about... I bring in the drinks almost every time while we're online :P...

Though after that comment I think I'm going to get more creative on where I put that cold can since as focused as you are on the game you won't notice until it's done :P

Bladesinger · Post by **Bladesinger** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:51 am

AHAHAHAHAHA now *THAT* was funny! Thanks for posting it.

Yes, I get my own drinks and do my own laundry. There are benefits to being a batchelor.

Wait, did I just say that doing things for myself was a benefit?! Yes, I did. Amazing, I know.

Still, that joke had me in stitches.

Drongnel · Post by **Drongnel** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:33 am

My woman would whup my arse if i tried that

sakuragi · Post by **sakuragi** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:19 pm

man, everyone gets the joke...but no one is explaining to poor gutka...come on guys..help him out....

Fenavian · Post by **Fenavian** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:05 pm

*walks away from this thread...*