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Maiawen
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Save a Coney!

Post by Maiawen »

Yes, this is my first real post on the forum. Yet, I felt it was necessary, (pause and tears) to overcome my posting shyness, to share this special message: Save a Coney!

For just seven copper a day, you can save a little coney of Middle Earth from becoming: Marinated Coney, Coney Pie, or Coney Pie Stuffed with Fish ( not yet served at fine restaurants, but there have been rumors).

Seven copper a day. That is less than a beer at The Prancing Pony or a Travel Ration for a summons.

Please....please....won't you help. (sniffles)

Thank you,

Mariwen
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Ozgafen
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Post by Ozgafen »

Save a Coney, EAT A RABBIT!!!!

OK, fine, the check is in the mail.
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Syro
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Re: Save a Coney!

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Maiawen wrote:Yes, this is my first real post on the forum.
Welcome, Mariwen. Glad you found your keyboard! :p
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Syro
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Re: Save a Coney!

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Maiawen wrote:For just seven copper a day, you can save a little coney of Middle Earth from becoming: Marinated Coney, Coney Pie, or Coney Pie Stuffed with Fish ( not yet served at fine restaurants, but there have been rumors).
On a more serious note...

Bink has been demanding 10g a day to stop his wholesale slaughter of the little critters. Peeps probably need to Prancing-Pony-up more than 7 copper a day and go on the wagon for keeps to save a coney.
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Post by Ozgafen »

LOL Syro!!!! :lol:
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Warin Level 49 Guardian (GM Metalsmith, GM Prospector & Tailor)
Runescryer Level 15 Lore Master (GM Scholar, GM Farmer, Weaponsmith)
Nicknack Level 12 Burgler (GM Jeweller, GM Cook, GM Prospector)
Jhona Level 6 Bank/AH Mule. I mean Hunter (what ever woodcrafters do)
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Post by Inquisitor »

mmmmm, taters....
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Post by Ozgafen »

Save a Coney, EAT A PUPPY!!!!

They go great with a nice hollandaise sauce.....
Ozgafen Level 50 Champion (GM Tailor, GM Prospector & GM Forrester)
Warin Level 49 Guardian (GM Metalsmith, GM Prospector & Tailor)
Runescryer Level 15 Lore Master (GM Scholar, GM Farmer, Weaponsmith)
Nicknack Level 12 Burgler (GM Jeweller, GM Cook, GM Prospector)
Jhona Level 6 Bank/AH Mule. I mean Hunter (what ever woodcrafters do)
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Post by Ozgafen »

Save a vegetable, EAT A VEGETARIAN!!!!



Mariwen is never going to post here again. :(

Ok, I'll stop now.
Ozgafen Level 50 Champion (GM Tailor, GM Prospector & GM Forrester)
Warin Level 49 Guardian (GM Metalsmith, GM Prospector & Tailor)
Runescryer Level 15 Lore Master (GM Scholar, GM Farmer, Weaponsmith)
Nicknack Level 12 Burgler (GM Jeweller, GM Cook, GM Prospector)
Jhona Level 6 Bank/AH Mule. I mean Hunter (what ever woodcrafters do)
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Eli
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Post by Eli »

I heard hobbit is very tasty ... if squashed into jelly.
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Post by Lazlo Hollyfeld »

seb...i mean coney marinating and hobbit squashing are very serious topics. that being said:

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Post by Ozgafen »

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tears..... streaming..... down....face....can't.....breathe.....laughing.....to.....hard....

:lol:

But seriously, where's the syrup?
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Warin Level 49 Guardian (GM Metalsmith, GM Prospector & Tailor)
Runescryer Level 15 Lore Master (GM Scholar, GM Farmer, Weaponsmith)
Nicknack Level 12 Burgler (GM Jeweller, GM Cook, GM Prospector)
Jhona Level 6 Bank/AH Mule. I mean Hunter (what ever woodcrafters do)
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Ah, that's an old favorite.
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Syro
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Post by Syro »

Inquisitor wrote:mmmmm, taters....
:lol:
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Syro
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Post by Syro »

Eli wrote:I heard hobbit is very tasty ... if squashed into jelly.
Bink definitely has issues but I wouldn't mash him into jelly unless we knew for sure that "hobbit is very tasty!" :shake:
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Post by LOTRO_Lee »

How about "Save a Flea" week?

Lee :cool:
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Post by Ozgafen »

Yeah, the motto could be:

Save a Flea, scratch a crab!
Ozgafen Level 50 Champion (GM Tailor, GM Prospector & GM Forrester)
Warin Level 49 Guardian (GM Metalsmith, GM Prospector & Tailor)
Runescryer Level 15 Lore Master (GM Scholar, GM Farmer, Weaponsmith)
Nicknack Level 12 Burgler (GM Jeweller, GM Cook, GM Prospector)
Jhona Level 6 Bank/AH Mule. I mean Hunter (what ever woodcrafters do)
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Syro
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Post by Syro »

As long as someone gets killed in the process of saving whatever, Bink will be happy to support the cause!
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Post by Syro »

Breaking News!
Friday ME 31, Thorin's Gate

We're not sure what happened to Bink, but he announced at a news conference early this morning just outside Thorin's Gate that he was giving up the mass slaughter of Coneys - effective immediately. When asked, "Why the change of heart, Bink?" The 3' 2" Hobbit mumbled, "No more Giant Coney Delight."

Anonymous sources close to Bink believe that he has been suffering from violent nightmares of a Giant Coney who continues to demoralize him even after Mariwen uses her battle rez.

As a part of his new kindness toward Coneys, Bink issued an IOU of 10 gold to the Save Bink from the Giant Coney Foundation (SB-GCF) in honor of the last Coney killed by his own daggers. Bink challenged all Middle-Earth citizens to donate to SB-GCF as well by offering a Gold-for-Gold Matching Contribution campaign.

"I will match every gold given to SB-GCF with a gold from my own purse! All gold must be given to me personally and I will donate the matching gold in the benefactor's name directly to SB-GCF."

Cutter Ironleaf was surprised by the sudden change but not shocked, "Yers! That Bink's a real giver. Dat burglar's always schemin' some get rich ting, but this time the joke b'is on him. He gonna give his own gold to dat SB-GCF just like Mariwen ask'd 'em to and get dem Coney lovers rich. Don't he know dat all Middle-Earth gonna be givin' gold to save 'em Coney "one at a time?" I'm a give a gold as soon as soon as de last of dem Coney Pies sell on my AH. Oh, and tanks, Bink!!! Dem pies b'is good eats!"

Is this a new start for Bink? Or is it just another Burglar Bink scam? We'll keep you posted as the news unfolds!
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Wulfsmark
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Post by Wulfsmark »

Man that Bink is good!!!! I almost believe it... I call for an audit of the SB-GCF immediately!!!

Of Course I could be disuaded, Bink...... ;)
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Syro
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Post by Syro »

A fellow burglar wrote:Of Course I could be disuaded, Bink...... ;)
:eek: :shake:
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Post by Wulfsmark »

You know us Burgs have to stick together.... and it is our nature to be the way that we are!!! :D
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Post by Syro »

Wulfsmark wrote:You know us Burgs have to stick together.... and it is our nature to be the way that we are!!! :D
If you two are feeding off each other's mischievous natures, then perhaps we need to separate you for OUR own good! :weird:
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