Instead of my typical FYI to the kin about "do not be alarmed" by their removal, etc., I am going to have a booting party for them.
Question is - who should boot who!? Ha!
A few example scenarios...
1. Bink finally gets his revenge for being chained to the Superior Forge by his dreaded lord Syro for years too many to count, so Bink boots Syro!
2. Syro catches wind of a Bink world domination plan to take over Middle-Earth, so Syro boots Bink!
3. Syrex sees a weak moment in his goody-two-shoes brother, Syro, and decides to seize the leadership from him as the rightful heir. Syrex boots Syro! This leads to a Hobbit rebellion led by Bink, who faithfully served and loved Syro from the Superior Forge. And so, Bink boots Syrex!
4. Syro boots Azlor because Azlor is naughty which upsets Krye who boots Syro for being mean. Bink fears a new rise to power of the dark brother Syrex, so Bink boots Syrex before Syrex can claim the helm. Finally, Krye boots Bink because Bink demanded 10 gold.
You get the picture! Who should boot who and why?



